My cues bring all the techies to my yard...

How the tables have turned.

So the subject matter of my tumblr has fallen greatly into chaos due to a crazy random twist of fate:  I, eternal stage manager, devoted techie and defender of all that is backstage, am not only acting in one show, but soon auditioning for another.  It’s kind of this weird and unfamiliar but slightly beautiful thing.  Like Phantom of the Opera with cats.  Or pizza-flavored ice cream.  Therefore, I will be observing my latest productions through the eyes of a techie, and although I might find the actors bizarre and the production staff incompetent, there remains one truth.  And that is theatre is always worth it.  Thank you.

Producer-
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound.
Is more powerful than a locomotive.
Is faster than a speeding bullet.
Walks on water.
Gives policy to God.

Director- Leaps short buildings in a single bound. Is more powerful than a switch engine. Is just as fast as a speeding bullet. Walks on water if the sea is calm. Talks with God.
Actor- Makes high marks on the wall when trying to leap buildings. Is run over by locomotives. Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury. Dog paddles. Talks to animals.
Chorus Member- Falls over doorsteps when trying to enter buildings. Says "Look at the choo-choo." Wets himself with a water pistol. Plays in mud puddles. Mumbles to himself.
Stage Manager- Lifts buildings and walks under them. Kicks locomotives off the track. Catches speeding bullets in his teeth and eats them. Freezes water with a single glance. *IS* God.